Italians are elegant dressers
Ginos wear Armani suits with white tube socks.
Italians refer to women as beautiful, or pretty
Ginos refer to women as "mint" or "solid"
Italians are acquainted with works of literature from Giuseppe Pirandello, Nino Ricci, Joe Fiorito, and Maxim Magazine.
Ginos are simply acquainted with Maxim Magazine, and take it quite seriously.
Italians actually speak Italian
Ginos get yelled at in Italian by their mothers, and eventually start to cry.
Italians, the day after, say, "I made love last night"
Ginos, the day after, say, "Yeah I slammed her"
Italians are disappointed with a low I.Q.
Ginos are disappointed with a low bench press.
Italians say "I'm Canadian, with Italian background"
Ginos say "no I'm not a fuckin Caker!"
Italians Rock!
Ginos drive cars that say "I-Roc"